11 Things Missing From the iPhone - Apple Phone Show
1) The iPhone hasn’t been designed to work within a hyperbaric chamber.
2) The iPhone won’t help you learn Spanish - while speaking in English, it should should automatically translate spoken words into Spanish when calling numbers located in Spain.
3) The iPhone does not come with a linear algebra mode - users will have to plot their own vector spaces.
4) The iPhone does not sync with extraterrestrial computers.
5) The iPhone won’t interface with Macs made of Legos.
6) The iPhone won’t make any Japanese anime characters speak English.
7) The iPhone will not heat a Cup-o-Noodles.
8) The iPhone does not come with an ink pen.
9) The iPhone is missing a combination radio/toaster.
10) The iPhone does not ship with a synthetic human skin carrying case.
11) The iPhone does not ship with a pocket protector.
